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Things that are truly shocking

Helen — Tue, 17 May 2011 13:03:20 +0000

i think the only thing that shocks me is when people don’t like chik fil a
- Vivian

More truth from The Oatmeal

Helen — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:38:05 +0000

I do it at the airport when they tell me to have a nice flight, too.

XKCD does it again

Helen — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:09:03 +0000

A perfect summary of my current job frustrations:

On regular expressions

Helen — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 15:48:57 +0000

After a lengthy (for IM) but simplified explanation of regular expressions:

Vivian: wow that’s like filipino verb conjugation

The lives of my future children

Helen — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 21:55:40 +0000

“julian i’m real happy for you and i’mma let you finish, but lolcatz was the best internet meme ever”

Helen — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:45:10 +0000

vivian: internet memes are like truffle oil
: you can’t go putting that shit on everything

Sometimes I read Giz just for the headlines

Helen — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:24:39 +0000

Today’s gem: iFOB Is a Keyless Entry Hack, Not an Azn on a Mac

Math Joke

Helen — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:17:50 +0000

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first mathematician says to the bartender, “I’d like a beer, please.” The second mathematician says, “I would like a half a beer, please, sir.” The third mathematician, smiling, says, “I’d like half of a half of a beer, please, good sir!” The bartender, glancing down the line, says, “You’re all morons!”, pours two beers and walks away.

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