More truth from The Oatmeal
I do it at the airport when they tell me to have a nice flight, too.
XKCD does it again
A perfect summary of my current job frustrations:
On regular expressions
After a lengthy (for IM) but simplified explanation of regular expressions:
Vivian: wow that’s like filipino verb conjugation
The lives of my future children
“julian i’m real happy for you and i’mma let you finish, but lolcatz was the best internet meme ever”
vivian: internet memes are like truffle oil
: you can’t go putting that shit on everything
Sometimes I read Giz just for the headlines
Today’s gem: iFOB Is a Keyless Entry Hack, Not an Azn on a Mac
Math Joke
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first mathematician says to the bartender, “I’d like a beer, please.” The second mathematician says, “I would like a half a beer, please, sir.” The third mathematician, smiling, says, “I’d like half of a half of a beer, please, good sir!” The bartender, glancing down the line, says, “You’re all morons!”, pours two beers and walks away.
(If you don’t get it, check the tags. If you still don’t get it, well, try Wikipedia.)