i think the only thing that shocks me is when people don’t like chik fil a
- Vivian
Things that are truly shocking
Things that are truly shocking
The Philippines are the Mexico of Asia
The Philippines are the Mexico of Asia
vivian: filipinos are great at combining the worst parts of being asian with the worst parts of being mexican
Vivian and I are agitated this morning
Vivian and I are agitated this morning
Vivian: it’s like the difference between MLK jr and black people today
: black people didn’t get civil rights by wearing their pants down to their knees
And gays aren’t going to get equal treatment by chasing straight men and screaming like little girls. PULL IT TOGETHER.
On regular expressions
On regular expressions
After a lengthy (for IM) but simplified explanation of regular expressions:
Vivian: wow that’s like filipino verb conjugation
Flash needs to die
Flash needs to die
If only I were clever enough to write this bit on trying to visit a local restaurant’s website:
Website: Oh! Hi! What can I help you with today?
Me: What are your —
Website: Hang on, I’m loading the music.
Me: Really.
Website: You’ll love it. It’s “Girl from Ipanema” arranged for steel drum and keytar.
Me: No, you don’t have to —
Website: Loading…
Me: All I want is —
Website: I SAID DOT DOT DOT.
