“Dad, is Cameron Diaz hot?”
“Yes, Spenny, I guess she is.”
“…Helen is pretty hot, too, right?”
Four year olds are awesome
Four year olds are awesome
Time penalty for misspelling
You should have a time penalty for misspelling: please add 24 hours to response time for each misspelling incident.
Holy Spanglish
Holy Spanglish
From an Eastman professor:
Diagnóstico bilingüe del “jandiman” salvadoreño que me va a arreglar el escusado: “El problema es que cuando le “floshas” al “tóile”, se hace un “lic” de agua que sale por el “beis”. Así es que hay ponerle “guacs” nueva al “flange” pa que funcione como “glu” y pegue bien el “tóile”…
Rough translation (verified by Adrian):
Bilingual diagnosis of the Salvadoran “handyman” who’s going to fix the toilet: “The problem is that when the “toilet” “flushes”, it has a “leak” of water that goes into the “base [bowl]”. The thing is I have to put new “wax” on the “flange” to function as “glue” and seal the “toilet” well.
Speaking of Salvadorans, now I want a pupusa.
Things that are truly shocking
Things that are truly shocking
i think the only thing that shocks me is when people don’t like chik fil a
- Vivian
